If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via perfectly-proper)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(Source: roseisreturning, via givingintothisfeelingofsinking)
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
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“Headmaster I too find it difficult to believe this mere coincidence, however, if we are to truly discover the meaning of these events, perhaps we should, for the time being, let them unfold.”
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The many faces of Johnny Depp-Tim Burton Style
(Source: timburtonsblog, via forever90s)
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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